Fat Aprons and tight britches...

Is it trendy or just plain painful to see all of those drooping bellies escaping over the top of a set of Low Riders?...

Author's Disclaimer: This in no way is a slander towards women of weight. The Author believes that women should have curves and not sport the figure of a ten year old boy (now that is creepy).

Ok now, 30 years ago low riders were in style and the girls who wore them were in their teens. Today, the low cut ladies fashion is now back in style. But...it appears as if more and more of the women who wear them now, were once those very same teenage girls 30 years ago!

Really now, don't these ladies realize that when they walk into a women's section of a department store that the girls on the hanging posters displaying this latest fashion craze are just that,...girls.

And to make matters worse, the britches in question are way to tight for their particular figure. So now you have a middle aged woman with a size 32 butt crammed into a size 10. Her belly exposed to show off all of her war wounds from child birth, and the extra 20 pounds from years of snacking on the kids fries and chips.

I once read in a womans magazine (Cosmo) that "Men" should wear clothes that fit them properly as not to have their pants to tight and their belly hanging out over their belt. The article advised that you (the man) would be much more attractive to women if you were just dressed nicely and not looked as if you just dug out your stash of clothes that fit 20 years ago. Hmmmm...

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

What? What's wrong with my 22 size fat ass in a pair of low riders, that's hot!
Bwahhahaha!!!!

Just kidding-I'm not quite that cruel to expose that nasty view to everyone.

However....we were very honored to behold a 30 something woman in line in front of us in Target with a huge bubble butt with those sweats that have sayings on them...god only knows what hers said, juicy or something like that.

My kid wanted to know why she wouldn't pull her pants up-didn't she know her crack was showing?

It was gross.